You’re an Otaku If…
101.) You listen to the new anime midi you just downloaded for hours on end. -Tempy
102.) People ask you what your dream girl is like and you respond, “Lum.” -Tempy
103.) People ask you what your current girlfriend is like and you respond,
“Bulma” and sigh in hopelessness. -Dang
104.) You tell your boyfriend that when you have kids, you want to do the Bulma thang and name your kids Trunks and Bra. -Tempy
105.) Your girlfriend dumps you because you remember Usagi’s date of birth, hair color, place of birth, special attack, and blood type, but, surprise, surprise you seem to always forget HER birthday. -Dang
106.) When you were little you used to jump into the air thinking you could just land in that cool crouched, one-legged, pointed toed position but found out the hard way you couldn’t when you accidentally broke your big toe(which, I should add, to this day still hasn’t healed properly and suffers somewhat of a peculiar deformity). -Tempy
107.) When you proclaim yourself somebody’s “Miko”. Cind-chan
108.) You only date men that look like anime chara’s, He likes anime, and spend mass amounts of time watching it with you. -Dyanalee
109.) You imagine Akane as the Penthouse Pet of the Year. -Jesse
110.) You imagine Ranma-Chan as the Penthouse of the Year. -Jesse
111.) You wonder when Ranma-chan and Kuno will be featured on Spice channel (or any other porn channel you prefer.) -Jesse
112.) You devote more time to fanfic writing than schoolwork. -Jesse
113.) You make very sick, violent fanfics crossing your fave anime with Resident Evil (I’m gonna do that as soon as I can get a keyboard for my home comp.) -Jesse
114.) You try to dye your lover’s hair an unnaturlly bright color. -Jesse
115.) You have a Cutey Honey inflatable doll (life size). -Jesse
116.) If you say, “Bozhe moy!”, whenever something goes wrong, get yelled at
by a short blonde or a computer whenever you try to smoke your pipe,
curse in Russian (even though you don’t know any) whenever you hit your
head on a low door, or yell out, “What is this?!!! An attack force of
Battle Pods!”, whenever you’re surprised by something, you might be an
otaku. …Either that or Captain Henry Gloval. -Miguel
117.) If you think Minmei’s Stage Fright is better and better each time you
hear it… Then you might be legally insane. -Miguel
118.) If you’re a guy caught in Victoria’s Secret while wearing a homemade
RDF/UN Spacy flightsuit and refer to the girl who caught you as
Commander Hayes, you might be an otaku. -Miguel
119.) If you long to see the Sailor Scouts get stepped on by Khyron and his
forces… Then you’re definately an otaku with good taste! 😉 -Miguel
120.) If you get into an arguement over wether Max was brought to Zentraedi
size or Miriya was micronized at the end of Macross: Do You Remember
Love?, then you might be an otaku. -Miguel
121.) If you routinely use the Daedalus Manuever, the Omni Directional Barrier
Blast, or the Main Gun in chat room fights, then you might be an otaku. -Miguel
122.) If you start moving your head once every twelve seconds. -Eric
123.) If the speed of reality becomes dizzing. -Eric
124.) If you go thru every book in the library to see if one sends you somewhere. -Eric
125.) You start seeing your pets talking, and doing some human actions, especially if you have a bird that reads the newspaper. -Rodrigo
126.) When you see japanese letters or drops of some liquid above other people’s faces. -Rodrigo
127.) When you start dreaming to have a secret mecha base at the bottom of your house. -Rodrigo
128.) When you think your armor or cosmo energy will save the girl you like when someone is bothering her. -Rodrigo
129.) When you have the ilussion to fall in love with the human shaped alien girl that tried to kill you. -Rodrigo
130.) When you talk of anime to the girl you like. -Rodrigo
131.) When you stay in your room for 5 days without sleeping because you got the full chapters of robotech (personal experience) -Rodrigo
132.) When your teacher takes your 5000 sheets of anime drawings that you do during class, asks you what that is, and you give the explanation of 20 series with 4 generations each. -Rodrigo
133.) You spend all night downloading anime pics and all the other day to print them, not mentioning the ink cartdrige. -Rodrigo
134.) You go around in stores pretending you’re from japan and act like you’re talking japanese when you’re just making up words. -Tiffany
135.) You download all the anime movies you can even if they’re in japanese. -Tiffany
136.) You enter that “make your own sailor scout” contest. -Tiffany
137.) You assign people rolls to play from the animes (as in going up to your friends and going “you can be Sailor Venus and I’ll be Sailor Moon”) -Tiffany
138.) You Know all the character names on this page. -Steve
139.) You can name all the girls from Gall Force from memory.(eg. Catty, Patty, Pony, Roomy…) -Steve
140.) You buy a copy of Protoculture Addict magazine because of the title. -Steve
141.) You refer to yourself as a Tenchi addict 🙂 -Steve
142.) You wonder what you’d look like with really big eyes. -Bosun077
143.) You have a Satoshi Urushihara picture of a semi nude girl that covers the entire upper section of your left arm, collar bone,chest and shoulder blade, and you were STONE SOBER at the time! TALK ABOUT PAIN!!!! -Bosun077
144.) You’ve taken your cat to 7 veterinarians to find out why it doesn’t talk. -Nathan
145.) Whenever anyone says “C’est la vie,” you look around for Minako-chan.
146.) You hold a long, serious discussion with your friend about which of the two of you would make the better Goten and which would make the better Trunks. -Nathan
147.) You deliberately misdial whenever you make a phone call. Hey–you never know. -Nathan
148.) You know more about Namek than about France. -Nathan
149.) All your best pick-up lines contain the phrase, “You’re uncute!” -Nathan
150.) You understand Gundam Wing. -Nathan
151.) You think there cannot be more than one symphony orchestra, because there’s only one Piccolo. -Nathan
152.) You know there is more than one symphony orchestra, because Piccolo knows the tri-form technique. -Nathan
153.) You have spent months to create a comprehensive set of Sailor Moon Ani-Mayhem. -Nathan
154.) That set numbers 138 cards…and counting! -Nathan
155.) You see a girl with pigtails and immediately wonder what kind of powers she has. -Nathan
156.) You turn on the TV. Scooby-Doo is on. You look for the subtitles. -Nathan
157.) If you continuosly dream of making love to any anime character. -ssj4gokuh4
158.) If your Girlfriend’s name is Bulma and that’s the only reason you have a G/F.
159.) If you grow your hair real long and use five cans of gel to make it stick up like gokuh’s. -ssj4gokuh4
160.) If you think you can can power up. -ssj4gokuh4
161.) If you think you can can power up. -ssj4gokuh4
162.) If your bbarber has a special cut for you called the “Sailormars cut” -ssj4gokuh4
163.) If you think your Gokuh. -ssj4gokuh4
164.) If you think your a Namek because you never made love. -ssj4gokuh4
165.) You find a model kit of a Shelby Cobra 500 and buy it ’cause it’s Rally’s car. -Naoto
166.) You find a model kit of a Honda Today (that’s been sitting in the hobby store for nearly 10 years) and buy it ’cause you want to make a police car. -Naoto
167.) You also ask the store to order a few more while you look through the catalog for a motocompo. -Naoto
168.) You keep bugging the hobby store to carry Gundam kits — eventually they start carrying them! -Naoto
169.) You’re in a Taiho Shichauzo episode in a dream — “Yoriko’s visitor from America” -Naoto
170.) You have a dream where you’re dating Arisa, tutoring Ami-chan, and have to keep an eye out for Skuld. -Naoto
171.) You dream that you’re Fujisawa being chased by Miz Mishtal. -Naoto
172.) You dream that you were set up for a blind date with Kodachi Kunou. -Naoto
173.) You dream that you were Kyusaku Natsume. -Naoto
174.) You categorize your anime-related dreams by seiyuu (voice actor – see previous four items) -Naoto
175.) You dream that you’re dating Nabiki Tendou. -Naoto
176.) You dream that you’re travelling along with Lina, Gourry, and Amelia. -Naoto
177.) People start calling you Tanaka-san. -Naoto
178.) You purchase books on making stuffed toys ’cause you want to make “nuigurumi” of Miyuki, Natsumi, Ken and Yoriko to put on the back seat of your car. -Naoto
179.) You see a daikon radish in the grocery store and you picture rocket engines on it. -Naoto
180.) You sometimes feel like whipping out a guitar and yelling “Ore no uta wo kike!” -Naoto
181.) You’ve been buying anime LDs for the past two years — and you don’t even own an LD player! (finally got one though) -Naoto
182.) You felt heartbroken when you found out that Megumi Hayashibara just got married in March. -Naoto
183.) Your dreams are subtitled. -Naoto
184.) Your dreams have an “eyecatch” in the middle. -Naoto
185.) When asked to describe yourself, you say “Picture Nobita-kun as an adult, but with the personality of Doraemon” -Naoto
186.) You’re disappointed, but yet relieved that nothing happens when you say “Jugeimu Jugeimu goko no surikire!” or “Pretty Mutation, Magical Recall!” — you then think, oh yeah, I forgot the baton… -Naoto
187.) You can picture yourself and your girlfriend having the same conversation as in live-action sketch at the end of Hyperdolls … that is if you had a girlfriend. -Naoto
188.) You noticed a girl because she reminded you of a Haruhiko Mikimoto illustration. -Naoto
189.) You’ve ended sentences with “because I’m a genius, that’s why!” -Naoto
190.) You think it would be cool to have SD versions of yourself pop up from behind your shoulders. -Naoto
191.) When driving/piloting an automobile, airplane, dune buggy, or motorcycle you expect something neat to happen when you say “Bird Go!” (Hmm.. perhaps I need to need to say it so that it sounds more like “Bah-do Go!”). -Naoto
192.) You can name all the characters from the Ultraman series and how they are related to each other. This includes all the “kaiju” -Naoto
193.) You score better than 90% when it comes to catching the anime and SF references in “Otaku no Video” -Naoto
194.) Your SF collection includes “seira fuku” -Naoto
195.) You have dreams about Chisa Yokoyama in a Yuna costume. -Naoto
196.) If you and all your friends at work have the nicknames of anime characters. -Rei
197.) If you have the character’s name on your nametag instead of your own. -Rei
198.) If your managers call you by the character’s name. -Rei
199.) If you and your boyfriend or girlfriend chose nicknames based on anime couples. -Rei
200.) If you get your friends to hunt down plushies of your boyfriend’s character nickname at anime conventions. -Rei