Too Much Anime 1-100

Too Much Anime When…

1.) You can speak intelligently in Japanese about spirits, demons, war, death, tournaments, magic, and profoundly soppy love affairs, but the prospect of buying a movie ticket leaves you tongue-tied.

2.) Hai, baka, and hentai come to your lips so easily that sometimes you have difficulty remembering what the English words are.

3.) None of your friends study Japanese, but thanks to you, they all have 50-word vocabularies.

4.) If they used them in front of their moms, they’d get their mouths washed out with soap.

5.) You go native, to the point of buying Japanese rice in 20-pound bags and clearing all of the furniture out of your living room so you can sit on the floor.

6.) It’s 3 am, and you and your best friend are on the brink of a fistfight over whether Ranma-chan or Ranma-kun is cuter.

7.) You have a Ranma outfit. So does your significant other.

8.) You’re keeping an eye on your little sister for signs of slacking off during school, making eyes at the school’s only bishonen, and disappearing suspiciously often for slumber parties, because if she becomes a magic girl, you want in on the action.

9.) Your friends stage an intervention, but only because they want your tapes.

10.) Some poor ex-mugger still hears the words LEKKA SHINEN! in his nightmares.

11.) You never bothered getting your new apartment hooked up to cable, and even Babylon 5 is a take-it-or-leave-it thing… but anyone who gets in the way of your mission to get the next Slayers volume is dead.

12.) Only, if you’d written the last sentence, you would have worded it, “Anyone who gets in my way is Nakago.

13.) You’ve contemplated growing your hair long so that you can put it up in dumplings and you’re a guy.

14.) You feel like less of a woman because you can’t put away 5,000 calories in one sitting.

15.) You’re despondent because your chances to become an anime heroine are completely shot–you can cook.

16.) You refer to 21 as over the hill, and get more depressed the closer that day comes; you’re not ready to join the forces of evil, dammit!

17.) It’s not a bad hair day, it’s a Zelgadis hair day.

18.) Your parents draw you aside and ask you whether you’re a Satanist, since all of those symbols you practice drawing in your notebooks look awfully suspicious to them.

19.) Your kids think that cartoons are supposed to have writing at the bottom.

20.) You smack the back of your TV in hope of that Ranma would feel it everytime he says something stupid towards Akane. -sopheap pho

21.) You think your pretty enough to cosplay as Urd even though your a guy. -sopheap pho

22.) You get mad when the anime doesn’t follow the Manga. -sopheap pho

23.) You can’t put up your wallscrolls because all the wall are full of Ld, tape, and DVD racks full of anime. -sopheap pho

24.) You rewrite the lyrics to popular songs so Belledandy is every other word. Extra Weird points if it’s J-pop. -sopheap pho

25.) Can’t sleep Ryoko will rape me! Can’t sleep Ryoko will Rape me! Can’t sleep…. -sopheap pho

26.) You starve to death because your too busy trying to finish the complete work of Rumiko Takahashi in chronological order. Thats both anime and manga. -sopheap pho

27.) You start to believe your life sucks because a kawaii babe hasn’t 1: fall from the sky into your lap 2: try to kill you 3: come up to proclaiming to be your fiance. -sopheap pho

28.) You contimplate suicide because you might meat lain. -sopheap pho

29.) Why can’t I swallow stuff that’s bigger than my head. -sopheap pho

30.) Stop your subscription to Wizard because in thier top 100 cartoon of all time they didn’t even put down the grand daddy of all thing anime andcartoon, “Astro Boy”. -sopheap pho

31.) You set yourself on fire so you could have cool scars like Dr. Black Jack. -sopheap pho

32.) You get excited when it rains because for just a moment you think you’ve managed to sweatdrop. -Clayton Overstreet

33.) You study human genetics for 7 years, build a laboratory, and genetically alter your dna so that you will get nosebleeds and so that your entire face will flush bright red when you are embarassed. -Matt-chan

34.) You carry around signs with you that have a sweatdrop on them and hold them over your head. -Matt-chan

35.) When you hear SM and think bubbly girls cartoon, not Hem…well(you get the idea). -kira